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HAHA LOL DIS SONG IS SICK LMFAO I LOV DIS IT RULES.DAT EVER EVER x10 LOL MADE ME LAUGH MA MATES ALMOST THOT I WAS MENATAL LOL XDD
love as much as you know how <3 <3 <3
“Look down at me and you see a fool;
look up at me and you see a god;
look straight at me and you see yourself” “Look down at me and you see a fool;
look up at me and you see a god;
look straight at me and you see yourself” “Look down at me and you see a fool;
look up at me and you see a god;
look straight at me and you see yourself” “Look down at me and you see a fool;
look up at me and you see a god;
look straight at me and you see yourself”
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Modern Fables 09
I'm interested and astounded by the writings of this man, Richard Bell. I believe he is currently unemployed living near East Troy, WI. He is in his 50's and writes for a local magazine titled WASSUP. Here are some excerpts from his published stories..
"Frankie was an ordinary amoeba living in his little world, wherever that was. He had lots of food and things to do, but there was one distinct thing that set him apart from the others, which was this: he loved kissing all the girl amoebas. Try as they would to locomote away, he always caught up and would plant a big wet kiss on whatever part of their body he could. One day he kissed Bob by mistake. Bob yelled at him and shamed him, but it went in one ear and out the other."
" “Listen, buddy!” Bob fumed in closing, “Keep your darn amoeba lips to yourself!”
A month later Frankie subdivided and spent the next few hours kissing his twin until he was strong enough to get away.
Some people never learn."
" Nine months later, my dinosaur was born.
He looked like a tiny version of Godzilla and had very sharp teeth, so the cat refused to nurse him. I had to hand-feed him, and soon ran out of hands. I named him Spike."
"Today his frozen skeleton rides the surfboard through the solar system and will likely plunge into the sun in 332 years. That should warm him up again.
See what getting ‘high’ can do to your life?"
"I had been getting bored with myself pretty quickly, but now the question was which one of us would survive. I bet he was thinking the same thing. Would he attack?"
"The jellyfish are grape jelly and the fish are also fine chocolate on the outside and peanut butter inside and will jump into your hand when you call them. Everything is free to take and enjoy. You can feel totally at peace with the universe, stretch out, and express your innermost thoughts and feelings."
"Then Frisbee Dog starts barking at the seagulls and won’t shut up. I glare in his direction but it doesn’t help. I’d like to scream at them all to leave but it’s obvious that they’re not planning on going anytime soon. Then to top it all off some jerk in a dune buggy starts revving his engine but not going anywhere, just revving his stupid engine on his stupid dune buggy.
Sorry, but I have to go. This is no fun anymore.
Goodbye Chocolate Beach, I’ll come back another time. You can stay if you want to my friend, but dammit, I’ve had enough of my happy place."
"Frankie was an ordinary amoeba living in his little world, wherever that was. He had lots of food and things to do, but there was one distinct thing that set him apart from the others, which was this: he loved kissing all the girl amoebas. Try as they would to locomote away, he always caught up and would plant a big wet kiss on whatever part of their body he could. One day he kissed Bob by mistake. Bob yelled at him and shamed him, but it went in one ear and out the other."
" “Listen, buddy!” Bob fumed in closing, “Keep your darn amoeba lips to yourself!”
A month later Frankie subdivided and spent the next few hours kissing his twin until he was strong enough to get away.
Some people never learn."
" Nine months later, my dinosaur was born.
He looked like a tiny version of Godzilla and had very sharp teeth, so the cat refused to nurse him. I had to hand-feed him, and soon ran out of hands. I named him Spike."
"Today his frozen skeleton rides the surfboard through the solar system and will likely plunge into the sun in 332 years. That should warm him up again.
See what getting ‘high’ can do to your life?"
"I had been getting bored with myself pretty quickly, but now the question was which one of us would survive. I bet he was thinking the same thing. Would he attack?"
"The jellyfish are grape jelly and the fish are also fine chocolate on the outside and peanut butter inside and will jump into your hand when you call them. Everything is free to take and enjoy. You can feel totally at peace with the universe, stretch out, and express your innermost thoughts and feelings."
"Then Frisbee Dog starts barking at the seagulls and won’t shut up. I glare in his direction but it doesn’t help. I’d like to scream at them all to leave but it’s obvious that they’re not planning on going anytime soon. Then to top it all off some jerk in a dune buggy starts revving his engine but not going anywhere, just revving his stupid engine on his stupid dune buggy.
Sorry, but I have to go. This is no fun anymore.
Goodbye Chocolate Beach, I’ll come back another time. You can stay if you want to my friend, but dammit, I’ve had enough of my happy place."
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